Last night's Rodent show for Smile Train was a runaway success! We managed to score a healthy-sized audience - every single one of 'em generous to the bone. On top of the box office, we managed to secure an extra $100 or so just in on-site donations! Incredible.
We'll do it all over again tonight and it will be a different show, entirely. Perhaps this time, we'll include fewer references to recreational pharmaceuticals, bongs, nads and colons; such is the risk when dealing with an organic entity.
One of our more popular games is, "Dye My Bitch" where three stereotypes compete to create designs for celebrity pets. Last night, Steve, playing a bully, won the competition for Paris Hilton's ferret. Please note Jeff as Paris and Emily as the ferret designed with a bully-skew. Guess you had to be there.