Last night, HDW and I had us some booze and grub at the Goosetown Tavern on Colfax, right across from a porn shop and the Bluebird Theater. We got ourselves a spot by the window and watched people try to stealthily inch their way into the seedy shop. In contrast, once we finished our beer and pizza, we marched across the street and boldly flung open the door while chattering on about sex and love.
We ambled around and came upon the magazine rack where LO! I found not one but several publications dedicated to a lust of women over 40! (And over 50-gals too! My, my.) I was so excited to have my worthiness verified by porn that I may have made a scene in the otherwise hush-hush establishment.
Read 'em and ... er, weep, kids, cuz the women over 40 are NOT too old to be sexually objectified! The Perverts have spoken! We finally got our own piece of the porn pie.
4 comments:
I seriously adore you. Ask HDW, whenever your name comes up, I inform her of my love for the ClizBiz.
I must move to Denver. That's all there is to it.
I think I had a nightmare about the one DVD "Butter Face". Haunted, I say.
Had a maaaahvelous time with you, my dear, as always. Looking forward to the next!
Fyrchk: What a lovely comment! By all means, make your Denver moving plans immediately, henceforth, or something like that.
HDW: Dammit. I'd forgotten. Now, I'll be haunted too.
Mmmmm... Porn pie...
-H. Simpson
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