Men of the Modern World - Beware! All those hours spent dutifully downloading porn, battling the mythic underworld and shopping for a new couch on Craigslist may, in fact, singe your willie to the (debatable) detriment of the species.
Turns out, balancing your smoking hot laptop on the family jewels may not be the best thing for one's 'nads. Cooked sperm, anyone?
Apparently, the heat from the machine causes an increase in 'scrotal temperature' - which is a great name for a band, btw - and boils the little buggers until a tapping an egg is the last thing on their highly-focused lil' minds. If that doesn't scare you, how about having your penis aflame? Medical journals are full of crazy stuff like this.
I can already see the right wing PSA campaign on this one: "Save a Child - Use a Table!"