Sincere apologies are rarely seen in the news these days. Apparently, no one has done anything wrong and that's why the world is so gol'darned perfect.
Which is why it was refreshing to see Philip Schuth, 53, of La Crosse, Wisconsin, who was sentenced for attempted homicide, reckless endangerment and concealment of a corpse (that'd be his mother in the basement freezer for the last seven years) offer up a heartfelt apology:
"I apologize to Jennifer Garner and her pool boy Ben Affleck for involving them in my fantasies."
See? Goodness and sanity rule after all!