Thursday, October 18, 2007

For the Mercenary Who Has Everything

Behold the Glambo Signature Series "Hello Kitty" HK-AK-47:

"The world should note the hand-crocheted shoulder-stock muffler and the anodized titanium plating. Several choices in stock wood are available. With a limited run of only 500, buy now before they're gone! An mere $100 extra includes Glambo's signature wood-burnt into the opposite side of the handguard. A perfect gift for the young lady of the house.A bargain at only $1072.95!"


You can get this baby at GlamGuns which was founded by a female US Army veteran who is only known as "Glambo." Peruse the store, there's some real gems in there. I especially like the CareBear Body Armor and the Lady Di Handgun.

Glambo's advice:

"You can be glamorous and strong wearing camo and combat boots as well as you can wearing pink frills. Just remember the most important thing: the AK-47 NEVER goes with plaid."

Thanks to Neatorama for the head's up!

3 comments:

Howard said...

Could you call a doctor? My eyes are stuck from rolling so far back in my head. Thanks! You're a goddess.

Fang Bastardson said...

Good god...

ClizBiz said...

How about Dr. Feelgood? It's the only number I have handy ...