Imagine that I came home today and a Ward Cleaver character asked me the inevitable, "So, what'd you learn today, kitten?" Here's what I'd say:
"Thanks for asking. Here are three fun facts I picked up today while swimming around in the world:
You can FedEx horses.
Fewer jobs in rural areas means more young people enlist in the military. As a result, these families suffer more casualties per capita than the rest of the country.
In ancient Ireland, a king's subjects ritually demonstrated their submission by sucking on the ruler's nipples.
So, um, what's for dinner?"