I'm trying to get myself seriously organized, photographically speaking, and I've got huge amounts of useless shots that are best deleted. However, I'm giving each one a final bit of glory, no matter how unappealing they might be, hence:
Classy, eh? This was actually taken by my pal, Asa, when she and I were both drunk and dateless at the company holiday party several years ago. Somehow, it made it on to the group server and was enjoyed by all so this is not actually its public debut.
I've tried to make this as small as possible but I can assure you that all my lady bits were contained so don't bother enlarging. Worst of all, I'm pretty sure this was accompanied by an angry political rant to the tune of "Brick House."
Confession: I'm mostly posting this as insurance against any ridiculous soul-crushing political ambitions I may ever entertain; this unfortunate angle should probably nip it in the bud. However, I remain immensely proud of my choice in hosiery.